Stop the f*cking election lies. Stop it.

Quite the timely post. I am an election worker and the chair of my precinct. It’s good to remind you of these safeguards. 

I spent the last hour with my fellow poll workers: we are in different parties and all with one goal. Ensure our voters are processed fairly, quickly, and expeditiously.

In Oscoda, we have consolidated precincts from four to two.  We have our AV board ready to go. Our precincts must be comprised of Democrats AND Republicans; we must have a balanced team. 

Voting is a PUBLIC PROCESS. If you want to walk into a polling place, there will be a place for you to sit and observe. You can’t interfere or speak to anyone, but you can watch! 

Equipment testing is July 21 at 1pm. This is OPEN TO THE PUBLIC. 

Public Accuracy test is July 21 at 3pm. Again, this is OPEN TO THE PUBLIC. 

Only people registered can vote in my precinct. They have to be in my e-pollbook as a registered voter. If they have received a ballot by mail, it will show up in my e-pollbook and I will NOT issue them a ballot until we check on the status of their ballot. (This happens: like homework, people lose their ballots, a dog destroyed one, etc). 

On election day, NOTHING is connected to the internet. Not my e-pollbook, not our tabulator, not my ICX machine, only my phone when I can get a signal. 

When closing out our precinct, every report is SIGNED BY ONE DEMOCRAT AND ONE REPUBLICAN. 

Every tabulator tape is signed by EVERYONE WORKING. All the parties. 

Every report is signed by EVERYONE WORKING. All the parties. 

When locking ballots, the serial number is recorded in our report and is SIGNED BY ONE DEMOCRAT AND ONE REPUBLICAN. 

When sealing the envelopes – one each for the local clerk, county clerk, and Board of Canvassers, the seals are SIGNED BY ONE DEMOCRAT AND ONE REPUBLICAN.

The receiving board, who checks our work, is comprised of ONE DEMOCRAT AND ONE REPUBLICAN.

We also have trained poll challengers. Challengers can be in the area to watch us work. We don’t know their party affiliation and we are always happy to have someone watch. 

Whatever you hear tonight, know this: it’s BULLSHIT. 

And if you buy the lies, I need you to CALL ME and explain EXACTLY how the alleged fraud worked. Because it can’t.